Thursday, December 6, 2007


"While working hard trying to cover up the international pressure mounting on safety concerns of food products imported from China, the Chinese communist regime is secretly breeding high-cost, high-quality "Olympic pigs" for the Beijing Olympics. The pork supplier said this is a 'political mission.'"

Are they for eating or racing? Is the U.S. government raising its own Olympian super-swine? Who would win in a race: God-fairing, freedom-loving, American pigs or industrious, red, athiest Chinese pigs? Although theirs would likely be better disciplined, ours would have heart, and thats what really matters, damnit. This is our new space race.

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